features, features, features April 12, 2005

Hehe, I love marketing garbage. I’m looking for a new laptop for work with some specific features we need. These really help me narrow it down:

Features:

  • Sparkle with impeccable style
  • Lighten up and relax
  • Shine with brilliant performance
  • Blaze ahead with the hottest

Well. As long as I can blaze ahead with the hottest, that laptop will do me just fine. Only sissies care about, oh, graphics chipsets and screen resolution.